Kwabe, Kwasi And The Afias

So here's some information about the four white guys stuck in the middle of the jungle in the middle of nowhere in the middle of Ghana...

Name: Adam Manly
A.k.a: Coach Love
Origin: Norfolk, U.K.
Likes: Sport, People, Music, Food
Dislikes: Cockroaches, Butter
Biggest Fear About Ghana: A cockroach will climb up my anus whilst on the toilet
Special Skills: Stickers

Name: Amy Cerasani
A.k.a: Emily / Snorlax
Origin: Winnipeg, CANADA
Likes: Canadian candy, SUGAR, Food, My daddy
Dislikes: Monster spiders
Biggest Fear About Ghana: Getting eaten by a chicken
Special Skills: Can talk to goats

Name: Louis Marquette
A.k.a: Uncle Louis / Asshole
Origin: Montreal, CANADA (also Vancouver)
Likes: Soft, Cold, Edible
Dislikes: Things that live where I poop
Biggest Fear About Ghana: see 'Dislikes'
Special Skills: Killing monster spiders using only a cooler lid

Name: Fiona Buckmaster
A.k.a: Madame Princess / Mrs. Science Guy
Origin: Glasgow, U.K.
Likes: Air Conditioning, Thinking about food from home
Dislikes: Smelly towels
Biggest Fear About Ghana: Worms will grow in my feet
Special Skills: Ability to catch a cold in a subtropical climate

(Note: I tried to put pictures on this blog post but clearly the internet in Ghana just hates me. Sorry!)